George+M's+Op-Ed+Article


 * [[image:P3080003.JPG width="480" height="441" align="left"]]A Spiteful Declaration to a Prosthetic Brace **

//By George M.//

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God damn you neck brace go to hell and relieve me of your curse! You contrastive jail, you burdensome cage, be gone foul demon! Your wicked tyrannical reign must come to an end, my suffering must cease.

Alas is it true? Your final days are near? Praise the lord it is true! Your end is nigh and is merely two measly weeks away. The horror, the burden, the python around my neck, you will soon depart my person. No more will the days seem endless; no more will I lack extra sleep. Soon I will receive the key to my salvation, my freedom, my neck brace free future. Oh I can see it now. It will be bright, it will be merry, and you will perish in Oblivion while I enjoy the sweet embrace of life.

Tata for now, good bye, I’ll see you when kingdom come. You await for me from the beyond by hades side and I assure you you will wait what seems like an eternity before we unite, but I will say now a kind farewell, “So long fateful frenemy, I’ll see you in hell.”

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