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THE BIGGEST THREAT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN (besides WikiSpaces' bad text editor)    Since the beginning of our written record of history, there has been evidence of a group of entities that possess unspeakable destructive capabilities and power. Billions upon billions of people over the years have ultimately died due to direct or indirect actions performed by these entities. These beings have the ability to look like us, talk like us, and even live like us. It is currently unknown exactly how many of them walk amongst us as neighbors, friends, and even family. For millennia, individuals in society have spoken out against the harms that these //animals// have wrought upon mankind. Every time that anyone tries to drive them from our planet, they are extinguished by those in power, who work only for the betterment of our secret rulers. Recently, these creatures were non-publicly documented by the NCBI’s Taxonomic indexing system, which I have managed to get a hold of. It is time for them to come out of the shadows. They are not the Illuminati. They are not Tall Grey Aliens. Today, I unveil the biological parasite that has lived long since before we could speak. I present to you: //NCBI species Number 9606//.

 Before I begin, let me shed some light on the physiology of these organisms. //ID 9606// appears as a humanoid figure that stands at a height of approximately 173 cm, though this varies greatly based on the specimen. As with humans, who the organisms attempt to replicate, the properties of dermal coloration, muscle rigidity, and many other characteristics invariably are different depending on the given specimen. Most organisms present in this classification possess abilities that resemble human equivalents, although there are outliers who are not able to completely adapt to a human environment. The vast majority of the population of //ID 9606// replicates human responses and physiological processes at all times, regardless of conscious state, once they have successfully blended in with the human environment.

 //ID 9606//, which currently possesses an indefinite planet of origin, has utilized their token ability of adapting into human society in order to slowly fill in the ruling spots of humanity. The totality of their presence on Earth cannot be fully recorded, but select organisms include people of great importance over history: Ramses the Great, Confucius, Socrates, Genghis Khan, Leonardo da Vinci, Martin Luther, William Shakespeare, Thomas Paine, Karl Marx, Woodrow Wilson, Joseph Stalin, the 13th Dalai Lama, and Osama Bin Laden. Worst of all, new evidence suggests that another member of //ID 9606// may include none other than Daniel Fitzpatrick. Every action this group takes is carried out with precision. Entire empires have risen and fallen because of their influence. Some operate through the shadows of shaping ideology, while others have taken powerful thrones and have reshaped the world directly. During the periods of time that they take full control of their power, millions of people die as a result of their actions. Events that are directly attributable to actions by //ID 9606// include the Fall of Rome, the spread of the Black Plague, the Atlantic Slave Trade, the eradication of the Native American population, World Wars 1 and 2, the Great Chinese Famine, the Holodomor, numerous ethnic conflicts in the Middle East, and the rise of the KKK. George W. Bush is a known member of the species //ID 9606//. It can be truthfully said that //ID 9606// did 9/11.

 //ID 9606// is also responsible for discretely orchestrating the majority of crimes against nature, including the mass mobilization of industrial animal slaughter, global warming, mass deforestation, hyper-harvesting of minerals, and the terraformation of our planet as we know it. While humans do contribute to these events, they cannot alone account for more than 10% of any of the atrocities listed. 90% or more of these terrible events and actions have been the result of decades of collaboration between members of the //ID 9606// population in an effort to subjugate humanity and Earth to their bidding. For centuries, they have planned for world domination, and ever century they inch closer to their ultimate goal: the creation of a global hive mind to enslave every living thing on the planet and the galaxy.

 There is only one way to eradicate //ID 9606// from the known universe. Although it must come at a great cost to mankind, our only hope is to resort to our most powerful weapon: the nuclear bomb. Only in the event of a comprehensive, global thermonuclear war can we ensure that //ID 9606// will not live to terrorize this planet, or any others for that matter. We may not survive this mission, but if every human, every animal, and every instance of //ID 9606// were to be rendered extinct, our mission would be a success. We may not live to repopulate the galaxy, but //ID 9606// will not live to subjugate it.

 It is with the firmest determination that I proclaim, for the greater good, a mission to eradicate every //ID 9606// from the face of the Earth at all costs. We must not let this organism survive.

As a side note, the NCBI has provided the formal Latin name for //ID 9606//—//homo sapiens//.

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