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There are two kinds of people in this world, those with good, healthy, girthy necks, and those with weird, bad, disgusting necks. Now when I say “weird” I don't mean fat, or asymmetrical, or any other thing that would offend you, I truly just mean a strange neck, and personally, I don't like people with odd gullets. I guess one could trace my dislike of these people to my relationship with the creator of Star Wars, George Lucas. This man has the most freaky and disturbing neck I have ever seen. It's actually quite astonishing that his digestive system can remain functional when his stomach is all the way up in his throat, (and it is very functional judging by the movies he's made recently). Or perhaps this is where he grows the emotionless cardboard esc children plastered throughout Star Wars.
 * BAD MEN WITH BAD NECKS **

George Lucas has become a cancer to the industry of film and creation, his watered down, effects driven, poorly executed excuses for movies have degraded the standard of cinema, no longer will directors and creators devote their lives to create masterpieces and break their profits even, when they can make a near cartoon cgi shit shows that makes millions. The most probable reason as to why he's doing this is almost undeniably to blame on the fact that he was born one of them, a weird necked freak.

Many speak of Lucas’s mighty triumphs, and contributions to the film industry, and the millions he's inspired and taught with his work. But what he’s taught me over the years is that you can never trust anyone with weird necks, because they might ruin good movies franchises.