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You're going to your first high school dance. You are so excited for you Cinderella night. Spending a magical night with all of your friends or date(if your lucky enough to land a guy/girl) is going to be a night you will never forget. So to get ready for this magical night you spend hours finding the perfect dress, and getting all of your make-up and hair done before the dance. You get to the dance and have a wonderful time dancing with all of your friends and then that slow song goes on. You and some guy's eyes meet and have an instant connection and he asks you to dance. You have the perfect night and when you go to sleep you have a wonderful smile on your face thinking about your wonderful night............................................... BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!! This is the fantasy many girls have when going to their first dance and this is WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sure for some people you may be lucky enough to have the perfect Cinderella night but because of a one all powerful reason this cannot be done. The worst thing ever known to man kind........(Not really but please let me just rant.) GRINDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What ever you want to call it dancing, grinding, dry-humping I hate all of it. And not to mention those short short body con dress(more like shirts) that so many girls wear. I think grinding is the most repulsive awful thing anyone can do. Just in case you haven't been subjected to this awfulness here's a definition :
 * when a girl is in front of a guy, and they're dancing; her butt to his crotch. he places his hands on her hipbones and pulls her closer. the girl shakes her stuff and the guy enjoys it. **

I hate grinding I wish I was back in the 50s with girls in their wonderful dresses and going great sock hops! But no I have to deal with seeing all of my peers "gettin on each other". While I'm awkwardly in the corner dancing like a party animal with no one's but or crotch on me. So if I ever get asked to a dance I feel that I must tell whoever is asking me I WILL NOT GRIND!!!! As my answer, hopefully they will still go with me but if not whatever. So for those of you that do grind please take notice, this type of dance must stop. So at the next dance and you want to grind with me meet me at the coffeemaker!