Maddy+C’s+OpEd+Article



Oh, you girls with the lusciously full lips and suckle breasts. Oh, you pretty girls with your pastry faces and your brittle twig lashes. You sexy girls, with your scorched straight hair and tweezered thin brows. You wonderful sweet girls, with your cellophane friendliness and your plastered up smiles. You charming girls, with your cackling laughter and your drunken screeches. You attractive girls, with your duck face poses and selfie snaps. You intelligent girls, with your ‘valley girl’ slur and your ‘dumb girl’ act. You classy, classy girls, grinding on guys and sucking their-faces.

Oh, the bitches. You stupid, fake, shallow bitches.