Eli+AE’s+OpEd+Article

Urination. A simple operation in releasing metabolic wastes. Ladies. What have you done? Mankind simply sees this activity as a simple purpose of releasing stress, quickly and efficiently; however, now females of this modern millennium shout to the heavens that they must do their time; or in from their mouths they squeal, "I HAVE TO GO PEEEE!" No human being has the desperation to discover you're dramatic needs in the pursuit of a lighter body. What ever happened to etiquette? One would softly say "i have to use the restroom" or "nature calls." In these present days throughout experience i have heard from the devil's mouth the intensified screech of a plead of attention, with no grace. Repeatedly, my soar ears are pestered by this string of words. A close friend (referred to as Emily) constantly rattles pain in the few hours that my poor brethren have to perform at school. In the middle of eating a sandwich so delicious, so tender, so... "I HAVE TO GO PEE!" Right as i turn the corner talking to a brother about current day politics i comment on how the... "I HAVE TO GO PEE!" As i greet Emily in class and pull out her chair for her i gracefully sway towards the... "I HAVE TO GO PEE!" The repetition of such vulnerable words question the authority of the urinary system and create numerous glares of opposition to such a preposterous action. To make matters worse, females only travel in small groups to various rooms of rest as if they were on an adventure to complete a quest – a quest lasting a lifetime. Why? Is it not an “in n out” operation? After that loud screech of the bloody words, girls huddle and stomp into offense, leaving a male friend behind to sit and stare at a wall. Walls do not entertain. My emotions towards this predicament are clustered and heated, which is only resolved with the ongoing process of staying away from the ladies. Is the end of a male- female relationship at its point? Will there be salvation? Please.