Matthew+K's+OpEd+Article



**"Haters" ** **by Matthew K. ** What do you know about being in an AP U.S. History and English class Hater? I’ll tell you what, **nothing.** For anyone who doesn’t know what a Hater is, it’s a person who hates on something or someone. (Pretty much they’re a huge dick towards you because of who you are and what you do.) Being a hater can range from telling someone straight out that you hate them, or hating on someone behind their back. Now I have been subject to Hating before and find that it is a horrible and serious problem that must be dealt with.

Hating is an infectious disease amongst humans and is a plight on our social cohesion as a race and must be dealt with. Hating is essentially born of ignorance and lack of understanding and could be resolved through the rehabilitation of Haters, but it’s quite unrealistic. Sure some can become a little more sensitive and understanding of their fellow human being, but it would be much more effective if a course of action was taken to completely remove the problem. Much like a surgeon would cut away the cancer of a patient, so would we cut away the problem of Haters from the U.S. First, we would evacuate the entire population of the country Haiti and relocate said populace to one of our more empty states such as Idaho. This would in effect halt all programs and attempts to rebuild the country after their massive earthquake in late January and leave the country a complete wreck. Once Haiti is vacant we will transport and leave all of America’s Haters to their own devices on the island and make it routine to transport any new Haters there throughout history. Of course there will have to be security measures, a naval blockade around the country’s waters and a re-enforced Dominican Republic border will keep them confined to their new home. Hopefully civil war will tear the country of Haters apart from within, but if not they will most likely be too disorganized to survive for very long. If they manage to form a semi stable society and government however, they will not be recognized by any nations under the pretense, “Why should you help them? They hate you.”

*Plan thanks to Douglas Hughes