Jeff+L’s+OpEd+Article

=SAGGING PANTS=

Today I would like to talk about the “fashion trend” of sagging pants. This humiliation to the human race is near the bane of my existence. Every time I see someone waddling down the hall grasping onto where their belt //should// be to keep their pants raised, I lose a little more faith in humanity. The worst part is seeing people who sag their pants whilst wearing a belt. I’m unsure as to whether this is just merely miseducation, or blatant stupidity. Either way, I would really not care to see what color your underwear are.

I can’t wait until ten years from now, when everybody who has fallen victim to this ridiculous trend looks back and thinks to themselves: “What the hell was I thinking?” in same way the people of today look back at 90’s clothing and laugh. Although it’s clear that pants at your knees is clearly more ludicrous than anything anyone has ever wore in the 90’s.

Aside from the physical stupidity, the only practical use I can see for such an act is using the bathroom without having to pull down your pants. If you are one of these unfortunate people, I urge to you think again, and pull your pants up!