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 THERE IS A GOD AND HIS NAME IS DAN FITZPATRICK

Every civilization, from the Europeans to the Aztecs, has looked towards the stars and asked themselves this question: Is there something more out there? And they all agreed "idk, probably", and so one or many Gods were established to worship.

Many claim that this was just a way for these people to conjure up an explanation for what they, lacking at the time in great progresses of science, saw as supernatural and unexplainable.

I, however, disagree with this notion- and simultaneously, I also disagree with every religion ever fabricated by humankind! There is a God, but He is no Zeus or Allah - he walks our Earth in mortal form and his name is DAN FITZPATRICK!



Genesis 1:1: "In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth." Mr. Fitz knows so much about history because he is the reason for it. He teaches the formation of continents first not because he deems it most important, but because that is the first thing he did to this planet.

Psalm 18:30: "The Lord's word is flawless; he shields all who take refuge in him." Mr. Fitz is here to watch us grow into our own as people. He does not care so much about grades as he does our attempts and resilience, and is here to 'shield' us from sinful parents who believe that a letter grade is most important!

Revelation 21:3 "3 And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Look! God’s dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God."" He walks humbly among us because who can be one to judge if they have not experienced life at the same level? Hebrews 4:12: "For the word of God is alive and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart." Mr. Fitz is intelligent and smart witted. His mind is spry and he egages in all discussions openly and keenly and will always parry back with an equal force of character. He also knows if you're cheating or lying your way through his class, and will not take these offenses lightly; not because he wished you to perish, but because you are interfering with your own and others' success.

Renounce your false Gods and reach with me towards the bald head of Truth, revoke all ties you posses with other's lies, seek forgiveness within George Washington and Salutary Neglect and King Phillip's War and Wilson's Fourteen Points: And he will gift you 3/3 on all your short answer questions. His Holy Word is The American Pageant, his Judgement is the grade he gives you, Judgement Day is the AP History Test. He only wishes to prepare us as best as he can before the Sword of judgement falls upon us and speeds us along towards a good college or towards damnation.