Paul+S’s+OpEd+Article

(Posted on Angel's account, mine wasn't approved)

Give me my two dollars back.

Things I can do with two dollars:

I can get 2 slurpees, an ice cream cone, I could increase bank account by 2 dollars, buy a can of tennis balls, eat 2 cookies,or hire 1 hour of sweatshop labor just to name a few.

Not a lot of things in life bother me but some things like genocide, murder, and false marketing of potato chips cross the line. When I bought some Lays chips today at the store I was thoroughly disappointed to observe the contents of the bag. It was 1/3rd chips and 2/3rds air. I'd honestly rather just eat the two dollars, but the lady said that I already opened the chips and she wouldn't take them back. Lays and other chip brands need to either stop filling up the bag up halfway or make it see through so there is no disappointment.

The Polish people of the world such as myself work hard everyday tending our vast Potato farms and only harvest quality potatoes, and then Lays comes along and buys them at reduced prices and gets 10 times the profit that us poor Polish people do. To add insult to injury they don't even fill up their bags with chips, further undercutting and taking advantage of my ancestors who break their backs cultivating the finest potatoes in the land everyday.

If anyone wants to help me shut down lays once and for all you can contact me by email or facebook, or you can just send 2$ to me at 1684 San Joaquin ave and I will recover from my loss and move on.

