Chandler+V's+Op-Ed+Article

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Swag? What in all of heaven andearth is swag? With your snap back head wear and fashionable high tops, do you think you have attained any degree of //coolness// or //respect//? because you haven't. When you verbalize the "words":deuces, errwhaaa, or fosho do you think you are cool? Do you think people like you better for saying that?

Also, "Haters gone hate"? What the cuss?! Cuss you! Just for that, I will hate! If I had it within my power to pour a gallon of molten scorpions into your eye sockets and play "Friday" over and over in your ears all day, I would do it in less than a heartbeat.

And another thing, do not EVER preach to me about how "you should treat a women well and with respect and love her" and all that bullcuss when you yourself have cheated on about everyone that you have ever said you "loved"! You,sir...wait no, because "sir" is even too good of a title for someone so close to filth like yourself. Even that's an insult to filth!

Now, when you finally pull up your pants, wear your fitted cap the correct direction, and grow a pair; //then// I will welcome you back into the noble race of man. But until that highly unlikely day; stick bamboo shoots into your urethra take them out and then stick the shards into your fingernails where you will then proceed to have your skin peeled and flesh fileted by a rusty spoon operated by Scumbag Steve with a head cold. Cuss you and die.