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Sports Photographers.

What the heck is wrong with these people?!

Has anyone else noticed that they seem to take the picture at exactly the wrong time. “Oh look she’s crying...snap” “Oh look she’s getting whacked in the face and its distorting her face...snap” “Oh look she’s going up for a layup with her mouth gaping like a fish...let’s capture the moment!” “Oh I’m going to take a picture of this boy running with his cheeks inflated like he’s storing nuts for the winter so it can haunt him for the rest of his life.” I swear I have never seen a good sports picture and y’know what is even better is when they decide to pick the worst one and put it on the front page of the newspaper… the only logical explanation is that they thought it was funny because they couldn’t possibly have thought it was a good picture. Not to mention how they inconveniently position themselves right under the basket during free throws and make their presence known by blinding you. So now they’ve messed up your free throw and the only thing they’ve got to show for it is an ugly picture that they can put in the newspaper to torture you even more. Well done. Thus they spend valuable time and money to show up at a girls basketball game to end up with this:



Is that what they call success?

Or these...enjoy