Andres+C's+2015+OpEd+Article

====Basically, if wobbly tables were a person, it would be that one kid who chews loudly (which falls second in my pet peeves) and never closes any lid (which falls third). Honestly, a tables primary function is to provide stability for food or pots or anything, so when they fail in that one expectation, it really sucks. Despite the easy solution of sticking napkins under the leg of the tables, it shouldn't be necessary. And nothing is more annoying than trying to place something down and having it move about constantly because of a wobbly table. Or when trying to decorate your living room by placing a flower on a table and it being slanted. You literally only had one job, Table. And you couldn't even do it.====

====And while going on a rant I want to say how much I hate people who chew loudly. The sound of people eating is the best way to no longer enjoy eating "I'm eating food! Everybody look at me I'm eating!" Is pretty much what they'd exclaim if their stupid mouths weren't full of food.====