Andrew+S’s+OpEd+Article

In-n-Out… well its not THAT good media type="file" key="andrews-muckraker-0910.mp3" Every since I have been in high school some sweeping collective acceptance has come across that In-n-out is like the food from god himself. Well I’m just like “ehh”, I mean I do not see what so especially special about their ordinary burgers. I am not trying to be a Debbie downer or anything but really is it some fad to like In-n-out so damn much or does In-n-out selectively put crack in all their burgers except mine, because I simply can not see why people like it so much. For example, about 95 percent of every single high school trip I have been on, when we head home, everyone is in a communal agreement besides me, that they all want In-n-out. This perplexing problem has been bothering my delicate conscience, and really I can not understand why though that this food cult has gone so far that it has, the main reason being every time I approach a cult member and ask them, “Do you really think In-n-out is THAT good?” They look at me like I insulted their mother or something. So I say once again, In-n-out, its not THAT good, people come on get off the lofty chair of this erroneous sect.

This is so deep. (Note the sarcasm) -Mat Aguilar