Simon+C’s+OpEd+Article

Bobby Pins I f** Hate bobby pins.(My mom got mad at me for typing out the "F-Word" They are everywhere, it seems i cant go a single day without finding more and more. I live with my two younger sisters who Are constantly fixing their hair up in new random ass ways, and they constantly use bobby pins. I find them everywhere. In my car, in every nook and cranny in my room, even my damn backpack. I have woken up many a night to a sharp pain in my back only to find another 10 bobby pins buried throughout my bed. The worst part about this is that I don’t know how they get there. My sisters aren’t allowed in my room and they are rarely in my car yet everyday there is another god damn bobby pin. Its as if they are used to mark their damn territory. I believe that unless this issue is resolved soon we may face a threat greater than that of nuclear holocaust, muslim presidents, or even global warming. we will face suffocation in a sea of lost bobby pins. We MUST put a stop to this threat and fight the power of the booby pin.